We were talking to the mother of a girl who is also in S1's kindergarten class.
"Do you know what A. told me about school?," she asked.
Our six-year old generally doesn't tell us much about what goes on in school. So, we were interested.
"Well, apparently there are three couples in their class. There are these kids who always play together."
"Oh, sure," I said, "if you're going to call that being couples.".
"And two of them got a yellow card," she continued, "for kissing.
My jaw fell to the floor and my eyes were up in the ceiling. Where they still are, a few hours later.