"So, what do you think the average age of the people in this room is?," asked my bridge partner. We were playing in a bridge tournament in Oklahoma City.
"65 at least?" I guessed, and he nodded sagely. "We are a couple of decades early," he suggested.
Tournament over, we were heading out of the rather dark parking lot when he noticed the activity in a car parked nearby.
"Did you see that couple having oral sex?," he marveled.
"Was it the over-65 crowd?," I asked. He nodded morosely. I am glad I was driving and not gazing out the window at parked cars!
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